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| Grey hair is a crown of splendor, it is attained by a righteous life |
| If you’re still living, God isn’t done with you yet. |
| "Looking for a sign from God? This is it." |
| An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holdingstone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline thatreads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets." |
| When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixedthe outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed." |
| "Fight truth decay . . . study the Bible daily." |
| "Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?" |
| "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world." |
| Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church. |
| God is on high . . . get your lift tickets here." |
| I am the princess and My Father is The King of Kings |
| Jesus saved my bacon! |
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